I've never been to Toronto. What are the top 3, not to miss things to do/see?
Toronto’s top 3 things:
The Scarborough RT (SRT) It is an amazing hybrid between a street car and a subway. it is above ground and it uses a linear induction motor! Plus you get to see glamorous Scarborough and you can get some great Dim Sum.
Highway 401 at night. The thing is always busy and it is kind of awesome to just see the near constant stream of cars at all hours of the day. It always amazed me as a kid when I came to the city. It still amazes me now.
Take a walk along Bloor street. It is like Queen street’s totally lame Dad. No one talks about it but it has some rad jokes. It has a fun collection of small shops, restaurants, and other city stuff. It also has a subway underneath it so if you get lazy you can stop walking.
You seem to know your way around tasty healthy food. Do you have a favourite mid-afternoon snack to help keep from crashing? And one more food question - what's your number one kitchen gadget, whether it's something you have or something you want (I'm excluding the basics like pots and pans and knives unless you know a really mind blowing one)?
I’m really bad at snacks. I usually don’t eat them and when I do it is usually chocolate. I always want to eat nuts and raw vegetables as snacks but never actually do.
As for kitchen gadgets, I use a mesh strainer a lot. We had to throw our old one out and went a week without one and I really noticed that it was gone. I also think everyone should have lemon/lime juicer press thing. Everything else is optional.
Don't feel bad! Plenty of time to travel, you won't be dying tomorrow. Nevertheless, I have friends who go to UT and UWO and all that they consistently complain about is the sushi they miss (it's true, sushi in Vancouver is the shit.). Ever played Settlers of Catan? Never done so but I heard it's really complicated & intense. To be honest, I always return to Monopoly, my friends are terrified of playing with me since I turn into some vindictive business tycoon or something.
Settlers of Catan is really easy. It is very fun. You roll dice and yell at your friends. What more could you want? I never really cared for monopoly. It seems too mechanical. You don’t get to make many decisions. If you enjoy it, more power to you though.
Latex and leather "fashion" has covered a wide range of styles and looks, particularly in the area of sports themes. Have you ever seem something made with typical fabrics/materials that you think would look great as leather/latex wear? What is it? In other words, what kind of custom latex gear would I have to make for you to convince you to drop your trousers for me?
I’ve always thought a park ranger uniform would look great in leather. it would be like a really friendly uniform. Or maybe a leather mountie uniform. I think a rubber cycling kit would be awesome. I’ve seen some rubber motorcycle jackets that look good as well. Maybe a swat police uniform with thicker rubber for the vest portion… Not really sure. I’m not much for more fashion based rubber.
You don’t have to make me anything. You just have to wear a uniform. That is all it takes. Or just magically get me to Vancouver. I prefer magic carpet over teleportation. FYI.
in terms of volume, approximately how large was the largest load you've ever blown? and, in a related vein, how far is the farthest you've ever shot?
I’ve actually never really taken measurements of volume. I’m usually shooting into rubber or some other piece of clothing. Gear usually stays on the entire time for me… I know for distance I’ve shot a couple feet. No painting the ceiling or anything amazing like that.
It's hard to think of something to ask that hasn't been already. You're so open about everything there isn't much mystery other then carefully maintained mystique.
Okay that isn’t a question. Try asking people their opinions on things. What do you talk to you friends about? What are you interests? Ask me my thoughts on those things. The trick to asking questions is to make people talk about themselves but to really make it about yourself.
You should move to Vancouver... or at least visit. It's a great city! But more importantly, I want to play monopoly with you... or board games in general. #notevenlying #extremelycompetetive Anyways, what's your favourite board game?
I don’t know about moving to Vancouver it is pretty expensive and I have a bias against people from the west coast. People who go to school in the east love to complain about how everything is better in the west. You get over that pretty quickly. Like bitch, if you love it so much why don’t you go back? Am I right? That said I would love to visit. I feel like a bad Canadian for never having traveled west of Ontario.
I like competitive people. I like playing boardgames against them because it is a fun challenge. My current favourite game is Terra Mystica. I haven’t played it in weeks… I should change that.
Living in Quebec, I can assure you that smoking ain't popular here. Pretty much like the other provinces... haha
DON’T YOU DARE RUIN QUEBEC STEREOTYPES. I know. I lived in Quebec for 4 years. it is a wonderful place. It is literally too cool for school. Well, at least paying reasonable prices for it. Shoulder nudge, eh eh eh.
is canadian cock fundamentally different from, say, french cock?
It is very different. it is more polite and slightly colder. it also smokes less unless it is Quebec cock, which is an entirely different thing. Both have a tendency to talk about how famous cocks are actually Canadian despite living in America.
all these thirsty gays asking you stupid questions makes me want to barf because all they want is your hairy ass and your canadian cock, BUT I DO TOO, so i guess i shouldn't judge. xoxoxo.
Did my followers just get anon hate? Also I like their “stupid” questions. I think a lot of them are interesting. It takes time and effort to come up with questions and a little bit of guts to talk to a stranger online. If people just wanted my hairy ass and cock they’d just send requests for dick pics. Oddly no one has done that. So stop projecting your shitty attitude onto other people.
How is your selfie game so strong? Is there a way that I can imbue myself with your selfie powers? Does it involve Tim Hortons?
A nice camera? A good beard? Let someone else take them for you? I’m not sure. It certainly isn’t Tim Horton’s that stuff is garbage unless you are on a road trip in which case it is wonderful. Not actually wonderful just road trip wonderful.
YO HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH, BRO? Also, how often do you go out for food in a given week as opposed to cooking at home?
I DON”T EVEN KNOW BRO! I actually haven’t used a bench press in about 15 years. I’ll never be gaybros (gaybros). I probably go out for food a little less than once a week. It is usually take out. We plan our meals for the week and then do weekly grocery shopping so unless we plan for a meal out or get invited out by a friend it doesn’t happen.
Owing to the spirit of PMQs, I should insult your policies while the majority party jeers lustily. Instead, I'll ask you tell us about a book you could read over and over again. And tell us about a book you didn't like, and why.
Lust is rarely an emotion seen on Parliament Hill. Just look at Stephen Harper. He is the opposite of sexy.
I have actually read Harry Potter a couple times, so I could see myself reading those again. I like the whimsy of it. I want to read Paris 1919 again which is about the Treaty of Versailles and is amazing. So i could see myself doing that again as well.
Books I didn’t like usually fall into categories of books I can’t finish: for example anything by Jane Austin. Literally the worst. I’ve never not cared so fast in my life. Or books that are by Joseph Conrad. He gets his own category. Get to the point old man. I’m going to die before you make your elaborately boring point.
Have you ever been to a drag show? Do you feel it could be compatible with leather in any way or do you feel they're opposite ends of the gay interest spectrum?
I haven’t been to a drag show. I’ve actually only been to two gay bars and both of those visits were last year. I’m pretty bad at being gay.
I think leather and drag are pretty much the same thing. It is just a different kind of impersonating. The pageant portion of IML is just drag race in a different form. It is all about taking on a personae and costumes.
also what is object oriented design and how does it differ from normal design which presumably also involved objects
Object Oriented Design is a paradigm of programming language. I would have just called it a style but I was informed paradigm is the word. *Eye roll* settle down nerds.
So Java is something that is OO, while C is not. I’m not really an expert in this kind of stuff at all but I’m going to give a stab at it. So it is a way of structuring data and functions and such things. So in Java you have something called a class which contains variables and methods (functions) while C doesn’t have that kind of structure itinerant in the language. So it is more about organization than anything else. As far as i understand it.
Any celebrity crushes? Which celebrity would you like to see sporting a moustache? And do you have a pet name for masc4cruller's moustache? And if not, why not?
I am terrible at celebrities. I always forget who they are. I only know who they are when people tell me like three other things they’ve been in. So this will be stilted towards who I can even remember. I keep seeing Michael B Jordan and that is a good thing. I also want to say Bradley Cooper but only half the time. So either of those two.
I do not have a nickname for his moustache. I used to just call it teen stache but it has kind of grown out of that.
Sad panda that it's snowing again... but when that all clears up and spring finally decides to make her glorious debut and the weather is warm again, do you plan to get back into biking? Any biking goals this year?
Yeah snow is lame. It will eventually disappear. Maybe? I do plan on getting back into biking. I kind of fell out of it last year because I was lazy. I plan on changing that this summer.
As for goals. I want to do more adventure rides. Like bike to a park and hangout for the day or something. Most of the rides I would do before would just be for distance and for the sake of biking. I want to use it more as an excuse to explore than anything this summer. We’ll see how that goes.
Moustaches are excellent. November is an excellent month. I’m a big fan of them. I like beards but a moustache is what really gets me. It will make a guy that is cute go to a guy that I will stare at. I just think they are the cutest.
It is snowing here so it seems like the perfect time to answer questions. Possible question topics: Pyramids, Object Oriented Design, Weather, Blood moon, Projections, croptop2014, summer plans, lasers, and Moustaches. It’s been a slow week.
Do your leather shorts have quasi judicial powers? How do they express such powers? It seems absurd that an article of clothing would have quasi judicial powers. I'd expect them to be more parliamentary.
Leather basketball shorts are an autocracy. They get what they want, when they want.
I had a dream about visiting ubermichael and love-and-radiation last night. We went to an outdoor market in Vancouver. They bought a lot of meat from a butcher. I offered to carry it like a fool. Then we went to a large outdoor fountain pop dispenser. It had some great flavours and half the options were alcoholic. No one seemed phased by this.