Living in Quebec, I can assure you that smoking ain't popular here. Pretty much like the other provinces... haha
DON’T YOU DARE RUIN QUEBEC STEREOTYPES. I know. I lived in Quebec for 4 years. it is a wonderful place. It is literally too cool for school. Well, at least paying reasonable prices for it. Shoulder nudge, eh eh eh.
is canadian cock fundamentally different from, say, french cock?
It is very different. it is more polite and slightly colder. it also smokes less unless it is Quebec cock, which is an entirely different thing. Both have a tendency to talk about how famous cocks are actually Canadian despite living in America.
all these thirsty gays asking you stupid questions makes me want to barf because all they want is your hairy ass and your canadian cock, BUT I DO TOO, so i guess i shouldn't judge. xoxoxo.
Did my followers just get anon hate? Also I like their “stupid” questions. I think a lot of them are interesting. It takes time and effort to come up with questions and a little bit of guts to talk to a stranger online. If people just wanted my hairy ass and cock they’d just send requests for dick pics. Oddly no one has done that. So stop projecting your shitty attitude onto other people.
How is your selfie game so strong? Is there a way that I can imbue myself with your selfie powers? Does it involve Tim Hortons?
A nice camera? A good beard? Let someone else take them for you? I’m not sure. It certainly isn’t Tim Horton’s that stuff is garbage unless you are on a road trip in which case it is wonderful. Not actually wonderful just road trip wonderful.
YO HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH, BRO? Also, how often do you go out for food in a given week as opposed to cooking at home?
I DON”T EVEN KNOW BRO! I actually haven’t used a bench press in about 15 years. I’ll never be gaybros (gaybros). I probably go out for food a little less than once a week. It is usually take out. We plan our meals for the week and then do weekly grocery shopping so unless we plan for a meal out or get invited out by a friend it doesn’t happen.
Owing to the spirit of PMQs, I should insult your policies while the majority party jeers lustily. Instead, I'll ask you tell us about a book you could read over and over again. And tell us about a book you didn't like, and why.
Lust is rarely an emotion seen on Parliament Hill. Just look at Stephen Harper. He is the opposite of sexy.
I have actually read Harry Potter a couple times, so I could see myself reading those again. I like the whimsy of it. I want to read Paris 1919 again which is about the Treaty of Versailles and is amazing. So i could see myself doing that again as well.
Books I didn’t like usually fall into categories of books I can’t finish: for example anything by Jane Austin. Literally the worst. I’ve never not cared so fast in my life. Or books that are by Joseph Conrad. He gets his own category. Get to the point old man. I’m going to die before you make your elaborately boring point.
Have you ever been to a drag show? Do you feel it could be compatible with leather in any way or do you feel they're opposite ends of the gay interest spectrum?
I haven’t been to a drag show. I’ve actually only been to two gay bars and both of those visits were last year. I’m pretty bad at being gay.
I think leather and drag are pretty much the same thing. It is just a different kind of impersonating. The pageant portion of IML is just drag race in a different form. It is all about taking on a personae and costumes.
also what is object oriented design and how does it differ from normal design which presumably also involved objects
Object Oriented Design is a paradigm of programming language. I would have just called it a style but I was informed paradigm is the word. *Eye roll* settle down nerds.
So Java is something that is OO, while C is not. I’m not really an expert in this kind of stuff at all but I’m going to give a stab at it. So it is a way of structuring data and functions and such things. So in Java you have something called a class which contains variables and methods (functions) while C doesn’t have that kind of structure itinerant in the language. So it is more about organization than anything else. As far as i understand it.
Any celebrity crushes? Which celebrity would you like to see sporting a moustache? And do you have a pet name for masc4cruller's moustache? And if not, why not?
I am terrible at celebrities. I always forget who they are. I only know who they are when people tell me like three other things they’ve been in. So this will be stilted towards who I can even remember. I keep seeing Michael B Jordan and that is a good thing. I also want to say Bradley Cooper but only half the time. So either of those two.
I do not have a nickname for his moustache. I used to just call it teen stache but it has kind of grown out of that.
Sad panda that it's snowing again... but when that all clears up and spring finally decides to make her glorious debut and the weather is warm again, do you plan to get back into biking? Any biking goals this year?
Yeah snow is lame. It will eventually disappear. Maybe? I do plan on getting back into biking. I kind of fell out of it last year because I was lazy. I plan on changing that this summer.
As for goals. I want to do more adventure rides. Like bike to a park and hangout for the day or something. Most of the rides I would do before would just be for distance and for the sake of biking. I want to use it more as an excuse to explore than anything this summer. We’ll see how that goes.
Moustaches are excellent. November is an excellent month. I’m a big fan of them. I like beards but a moustache is what really gets me. It will make a guy that is cute go to a guy that I will stare at. I just think they are the cutest.
It is snowing here so it seems like the perfect time to answer questions. Possible question topics: Pyramids, Object Oriented Design, Weather, Blood moon, Projections, croptop2014, summer plans, lasers, and Moustaches. It’s been a slow week.
Do your leather shorts have quasi judicial powers? How do they express such powers? It seems absurd that an article of clothing would have quasi judicial powers. I'd expect them to be more parliamentary.
Leather basketball shorts are an autocracy. They get what they want, when they want.
I had a dream about visiting ubermichael and love-and-radiation last night. We went to an outdoor market in Vancouver. They bought a lot of meat from a butcher. I offered to carry it like a fool. Then we went to a large outdoor fountain pop dispenser. It had some great flavours and half the options were alcoholic. No one seemed phased by this.
so do you just use labneh like you would use yogurt / cream cheese to make those tarts?
Pretty much. There seems to be a lot less care about over mixing and the like. The recipe that formed the base for those tarts can be found here. A recipe and general idea behind making labneh can be found here. I feel like there is a lot of potential in terms of flavourings. If you do end up making something interesting let me know.
Are you going to Rubbout Vancouver this year! If so i'd be excited to meet you! You seem like such a kind person. Any advice for anyone in general who meets you for the first time? (Not related to Rubbout, I just mean anywhere in general.. if that doesn't already sound creepy enough).
sadly I’m not going. I’ve never been to Vancouver and really want to go. I’ve never been west of Ontario (bad Canadian). I hear Rubbout is a great event and everyone in the area should check it out, if rubber if your thing.
Advice for meeting me? Don’t mug me? Or if you do at least give me back my IDs and stuff. I’d never get around to replacing them. Ummm… just say hi? That is how normal people interact, right? Gut says yes. Do that. I’m pretty friendly once I get over the shock that a stranger is talking to me.
have you ever converted someone to any fetishes (and if so which)?
I have! I converted masc4cruller to a bunch. When I met him he wasn’t really kinky. Or at least he hadn’t thought about it much. I converted him to most of my gear interests. There have also been a few that we have picked up together. Hair cutting/shaving for example.
What is your favourite ice cream flavour? What's your favourite ice cream that we have made?
I’m not sure I have one but probably something with caramel or toffee. I’m an old person. As for favourite flavour we’ve made… I was a big fan of the orange and Sichuan pepper. It is citrus and numbing what more could you want?
would you say you're just in a physically open relationship or do you allow emotional connections with hook-ups as well? because you mentioned cuddling with a hook-up and that sounds more intimate.
I’m not interested in sex without intimacy of any kind. Whether that be in the form of cuddles or just a reassuring good boy from a Sir or whatever. I want to know that the other person has some interest in me. I’m not interested in being used by another person.
I don’t really consider cuddles intimate… but if you do than I guess it is more than physically open.
Potentially? I think that would depend on the third a lot. I could see myself being okay with it.It isn’t something I’m looking for so I haven’t thought about it. I guess if that were to happen i would have to think about where friendship with benefits ends and boyfriends start. I can see myself sleeping with and hanging out with a person who isn’t my boyfriend a lot. So it wouldn’t be something physical or a time spent kind of thing… I’m rambling. I guess what I’m saying is I’m not sure i would see the need for it? I take good friendships pretty seriously.
Name five tumblr followers who you'd like to photograph in a family way or at least dick pics?
Rather than be specific because I can’t think of five people I want to photograph, I’ll say what makes me want to photograph people. When I scroll through tumblr and I see a nice picture of someone and think man that would be way nicer if it wasn’t a cell phone camera. That makes me want to photograph people. So If I’ve liked your selfie I want to take pictures of you.